Pre-destination?

I'm working this month with a pediatrician named Dr. Dada.....seriously, DADA. On some of my other rotations I've seen additional signs that your pre-programmed to your profession. To prove this, while on my psychiatry rotation I had a patient whose psychiatrist was Dr. Strange. Even better was the 21 year old schizoaffective patient, who was afraid of a coven of witches were coming to chop off his penis.....then psychiatrist's name, Dr. Wiener. Except, shouldn't he have been a urologist then. Hmm. Should I be a lifeguard or sno-cone maker then. Perhaps I'll someday practice on a beach.

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